Stinky Pete & the Prospectors

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released May 1, 2013

Steven Blake Warstler --Producer
Chris Wolniewicz --Manager

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Stinky Pete & the Prospectors Toledo, Ohio

Ignignok the Destroyer - Guitar
El Suavador - Drums
Thunderhead - Bass
MC Dr. Puff n' Stuff - Vocals
Stinky Pete - Keyboard

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Track Name: Sk8board Time
I'm at the X Games with my best friend Bobby B
He pulls out Ryan Dunn's headstone and shows it to me
Just then, from across the pipe, Bam Margera says,
'Let's have a skateoff! First to a million points wins'

I ride my skateboard and fly into the sky
I ride my skateboard and fly
Oh Ryan Dunn, what a cooky, zany guy
You were so funny, that is, until you died

After the verts they grind the rails
But Bam has an ace up his sleeve if all else fails
Don Vito loaded with his trusty gun
Shot Bobby B right in the head and it looked like Bam had won

I ride my skateboard and fly into the sky
I ride my skateboard and fly
He killed my best friend, Bobby B
His corpse lay so lifeless and so free

Skateboarding
Goofy stance
Revert to fakie
Christ Air

I ride my skateboard and fly sometimes
I ride my skateboard and fly so high

I ride my skateboard and fly into the sky
I ride my skateboard and I fly
With Bobby dead who will win the race?
And take the headstone back home to his trophy case

Just then the crowd calls out and tells me what to do,
'Take his place in the race, and don't forget your shoes!'
When they tallied up all the points I had won
Then Tony Hawk called for me and he turned me into his board and we flew into the sun

I ride my skateboard and fly into the sky
I ride my skateboard and I fly
A perfect pair: just Tony Hawk and I
Grinding the rings of Saturn for all of time

I ride my skateboard and fly so high
I ride my skateboard and fly so high
Track Name: El Matador
In Barcelona I met a man
A red cape was in his hand
He crashed the bull into the side
He stood, we cheered, the bull he cried
He was known throughout the land
Hailing from Kyrgyzstan
The Soviet satellite where he trained
To beat the bull and gain his fame

El Matador

The man and bull, they kept it hidden
A romance that was forbidden
As offspring they bore a beast:
The Minotaur, it was released
With heavy sword and heavy blade,
A grappling hook and nightshade
The matador would set the trap
To catch his son within his tracks

El Matador

When we mourn of the life cut short
Recall the moral of his folklore:
Don't fornicate with male bovine
To protect the world and all mankind

In Barcelona I met a man
A red cape was in his hand
He crashed the bull into the side
He stood, we cheered, the bull he cried
He was known throughout the land
Hailing from Kyrgyzstan
The Soviet satellite where he trained
To beat the bull and gain his fame

El Matador
Forevermore

El Matador
Track Name: Wizard Wizard of the Coast of Waverly Place
Have you met the wizard wizard?
He was cricket partners with Eddie Izzard
His favorite shoes are his lime green heelys
His favorite show: Down Home With the Neely's

He's the Wizard Wizard of the Coast
He impresses the girlies with his famous french toast
He has a talk show of which he is the host
Which is so much better than Space Ghost Coast to Coast

On his bike he pops a wheelie
As he stirs his bowl of fettuccine
'Avada Kadavra' with pasta in hand,
He murders your mom and puts down his kickstand

He's the Wizard Wizard of Waverly Place
He'll cast his spell then punch you in your face
Don't even bother trying to spray him with mace
If he wants to then he'll get to second base

He dropped some beats with Dr. Dre
After winning his throwdown with Bobby Flay
Then he went to a concert of Good Charlotte
They did a cover of 'Beast and the Harlot'

He's the Wizard Wizard of the Coast
He impresses the girlies with his famous french toast
He has a talk show of which he is the host
Which is so much better than Space Ghost Coast to Coast

He's the Wizard Wizard of Waverly Place
He'll cast his spell then punch you in your face
Don't even bother trying to spray him with mace
If he wants to then he'll get to second base

He's the Wizard Wizard of the Coast of Waverly Place
Track Name: JG
Go!

I walk into the park and I'm surrounded by all of my friends
Amazing sights fill my eyes, and those trees just never end
Yes those grassy fields are endless
And there's jeeps waiting for us
But better is what we see next: a brachiosaurus

Then into the control room walks Samuel L. Jackson
He's followed by Newman from Seinfeld?
He looks ready for action
He's steeling the embryos in a can made for shaving cream
But when he crashes in the rain acid spit makes him scream

I'm Jeff Goldblum and this is Jurassic Park
Dinosaurs are roaming freely
It's science's 'Noah's Ark'
Come inside and see the grace
Alluring sounds and sights
But you might want to hide or be eaten here tonight

We get stuck in the mud
As the rain begins to pour
Then the fences short out
Which release the dinosaurs
There's a t-rex breathing down our necks
Just looking for a bite to eat
And obviously since I'm Jeff Goldblum
Nothing else tastes quite so sweet

Just as Mr. DNA said, the frogs genes mutated
Now the dinos could reproduce
And the island was overtaken
A bathroom trips not a great idea
But when you gotta go, you gotta go
But a t-rex might bite your head off
Just to let you know

I'm Jeff Goldblum and this is Jurassic Park
Dinosaurs are roaming freely
It's science's 'Noah's Ark'
Come inside and see the grace
Alluring sounds and sights
But you might want to hide or be eaten here tonight

Let's go

With this high-hide my only defense
I quiver in fear
Chaos Theory rears its ugly head
And I weap a single tear
How can I escape this monstrous island
With my beauty still in tact:
To star in shows on USA
And hold chimpanzees on my lap?

But now I'm surrounded by raptors
And only have children as fodder
My last resort's to get on my knees
And pray the 'Our Father'
But just then, God's voice rings out
In an echoing boom
And says, 'Don't fear my son
For you are Jeff Goldblum!'

I'm Jeff Goldblum and this is Jurassic Park
Dinosaurs are roaming freely
It's science's 'Noah's Ark'
Come inside and see the grace
Alluring sounds and sights
And if you stay with me I'm pretty sure you'll be alright
Cause I'm Jeff Goldblum

I love you Jeff Goldblum