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Stinky Pete & the Prospectors

by Stinky Pete & the Prospectors

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I'm at the X Games with my best friend Bobby B He pulls out Ryan Dunn's headstone and shows it to me Just then, from across the pipe, Bam Margera says, 'Let's have a skateoff! First to a million points wins' I ride my skateboard and fly into the sky I ride my skateboard and fly Oh Ryan Dunn, what a cooky, zany guy You were so funny, that is, until you died After the verts they grind the rails But Bam has an ace up his sleeve if all else fails Don Vito loaded with his trusty gun Shot Bobby B right in the head and it looked like Bam had won I ride my skateboard and fly into the sky I ride my skateboard and fly He killed my best friend, Bobby B His corpse lay so lifeless and so free Skateboarding Goofy stance Revert to fakie Christ Air I ride my skateboard and fly sometimes I ride my skateboard and fly so high I ride my skateboard and fly into the sky I ride my skateboard and I fly With Bobby dead who will win the race? And take the headstone back home to his trophy case Just then the crowd calls out and tells me what to do, 'Take his place in the race, and don't forget your shoes!' When they tallied up all the points I had won Then Tony Hawk called for me and he turned me into his board and we flew into the sun I ride my skateboard and fly into the sky I ride my skateboard and I fly A perfect pair: just Tony Hawk and I Grinding the rings of Saturn for all of time I ride my skateboard and fly so high I ride my skateboard and fly so high
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El Matador 03:05
In Barcelona I met a man A red cape was in his hand He crashed the bull into the side He stood, we cheered, the bull he cried He was known throughout the land Hailing from Kyrgyzstan The Soviet satellite where he trained To beat the bull and gain his fame El Matador The man and bull, they kept it hidden A romance that was forbidden As offspring they bore a beast: The Minotaur, it was released With heavy sword and heavy blade, A grappling hook and nightshade The matador would set the trap To catch his son within his tracks El Matador When we mourn of the life cut short Recall the moral of his folklore: Don't fornicate with male bovine To protect the world and all mankind In Barcelona I met a man A red cape was in his hand He crashed the bull into the side He stood, we cheered, the bull he cried He was known throughout the land Hailing from Kyrgyzstan The Soviet satellite where he trained To beat the bull and gain his fame El Matador Forevermore El Matador
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Have you met the wizard wizard? He was cricket partners with Eddie Izzard His favorite shoes are his lime green heelys His favorite show: Down Home With the Neely's He's the Wizard Wizard of the Coast He impresses the girlies with his famous french toast He has a talk show of which he is the host Which is so much better than Space Ghost Coast to Coast On his bike he pops a wheelie As he stirs his bowl of fettuccine 'Avada Kadavra' with pasta in hand, He murders your mom and puts down his kickstand He's the Wizard Wizard of Waverly Place He'll cast his spell then punch you in your face Don't even bother trying to spray him with mace If he wants to then he'll get to second base He dropped some beats with Dr. Dre After winning his throwdown with Bobby Flay Then he went to a concert of Good Charlotte They did a cover of 'Beast and the Harlot' He's the Wizard Wizard of the Coast He impresses the girlies with his famous french toast He has a talk show of which he is the host Which is so much better than Space Ghost Coast to Coast He's the Wizard Wizard of Waverly Place He'll cast his spell then punch you in your face Don't even bother trying to spray him with mace If he wants to then he'll get to second base He's the Wizard Wizard of the Coast of Waverly Place
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JG 04:22
Go! I walk into the park and I'm surrounded by all of my friends Amazing sights fill my eyes, and those trees just never end Yes those grassy fields are endless And there's jeeps waiting for us But better is what we see next: a brachiosaurus Then into the control room walks Samuel L. Jackson He's followed by Newman from Seinfeld? He looks ready for action He's steeling the embryos in a can made for shaving cream But when he crashes in the rain acid spit makes him scream I'm Jeff Goldblum and this is Jurassic Park Dinosaurs are roaming freely It's science's 'Noah's Ark' Come inside and see the grace Alluring sounds and sights But you might want to hide or be eaten here tonight We get stuck in the mud As the rain begins to pour Then the fences short out Which release the dinosaurs There's a t-rex breathing down our necks Just looking for a bite to eat And obviously since I'm Jeff Goldblum Nothing else tastes quite so sweet Just as Mr. DNA said, the frogs genes mutated Now the dinos could reproduce And the island was overtaken A bathroom trips not a great idea But when you gotta go, you gotta go But a t-rex might bite your head off Just to let you know I'm Jeff Goldblum and this is Jurassic Park Dinosaurs are roaming freely It's science's 'Noah's Ark' Come inside and see the grace Alluring sounds and sights But you might want to hide or be eaten here tonight Let's go With this high-hide my only defense I quiver in fear Chaos Theory rears its ugly head And I weap a single tear How can I escape this monstrous island With my beauty still in tact: To star in shows on USA And hold chimpanzees on my lap? But now I'm surrounded by raptors And only have children as fodder My last resort's to get on my knees And pray the 'Our Father' But just then, God's voice rings out In an echoing boom And says, 'Don't fear my son For you are Jeff Goldblum!' I'm Jeff Goldblum and this is Jurassic Park Dinosaurs are roaming freely It's science's 'Noah's Ark' Come inside and see the grace Alluring sounds and sights And if you stay with me I'm pretty sure you'll be alright Cause I'm Jeff Goldblum I love you Jeff Goldblum

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released May 1, 2013

Steven Blake Warstler --Producer
Chris Wolniewicz --Manager

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Stinky Pete & the Prospectors Toledo, Ohio

Ignignok the Destroyer - Guitar
El Suavador - Drums
Thunderhead - Bass
MC Dr. Puff n' Stuff - Vocals
Stinky Pete - Keyboard

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