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Go!

I walk into the park and I'm surrounded by all of my friends
Amazing sights fill my eyes, and those trees just never end
Yes those grassy fields are endless
And there's jeeps waiting for us
But better is what we see next: a brachiosaurus

Then into the control room walks Samuel L. Jackson
He's followed by Newman from Seinfeld?
He looks ready for action
He's steeling the embryos in a can made for shaving cream
But when he crashes in the rain acid spit makes him scream

I'm Jeff Goldblum and this is Jurassic Park
Dinosaurs are roaming freely
It's science's 'Noah's Ark'
Come inside and see the grace
Alluring sounds and sights
But you might want to hide or be eaten here tonight

We get stuck in the mud
As the rain begins to pour
Then the fences short out
Which release the dinosaurs
There's a t-rex breathing down our necks
Just looking for a bite to eat
And obviously since I'm Jeff Goldblum
Nothing else tastes quite so sweet

Just as Mr. DNA said, the frogs genes mutated
Now the dinos could reproduce
And the island was overtaken
A bathroom trips not a great idea
But when you gotta go, you gotta go
But a t-rex might bite your head off
Just to let you know

I'm Jeff Goldblum and this is Jurassic Park
Dinosaurs are roaming freely
It's science's 'Noah's Ark'
Come inside and see the grace
Alluring sounds and sights
But you might want to hide or be eaten here tonight

Let's go

With this high-hide my only defense
I quiver in fear
Chaos Theory rears its ugly head
And I weap a single tear
How can I escape this monstrous island
With my beauty still in tact:
To star in shows on USA
And hold chimpanzees on my lap?

But now I'm surrounded by raptors
And only have children as fodder
My last resort's to get on my knees
And pray the 'Our Father'
But just then, God's voice rings out
In an echoing boom
And says, 'Don't fear my son
For you are Jeff Goldblum!'

I'm Jeff Goldblum and this is Jurassic Park
Dinosaurs are roaming freely
It's science's 'Noah's Ark'
Come inside and see the grace
Alluring sounds and sights
And if you stay with me I'm pretty sure you'll be alright
Cause I'm Jeff Goldblum

I love you Jeff Goldblum

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from Stinky Pete & the Prospectors, released May 1, 2013
Daniel Hoffman --Lyrics
Zach Marshall, Ryan Seals, Chris Johnson, Sean Riley, Daniel Hoffman --Music

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Ignignok the Destroyer - Guitar
El Suavador - Drums
Thunderhead - Bass
MC Dr. Puff n' Stuff - Vocals
Stinky Pete - Keyboard

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