I'm at the X Games with my best friend Bobby B
He pulls out Ryan Dunn's headstone and shows it to me
Just then, from across the pipe, Bam Margera says,
'Let's have a skateoff! First to a million points wins'

I ride my skateboard and fly into the sky
I ride my skateboard and fly
Oh Ryan Dunn, what a cooky, zany guy
You were so funny, that is, until you died

After the verts they grind the rails
But Bam has an ace up his sleeve if all else fails
Don Vito loaded with his trusty gun
Shot Bobby B right in the head and it looked like Bam had won

I ride my skateboard and fly into the sky
I ride my skateboard and fly
He killed my best friend, Bobby B
His corpse lay so lifeless and so free

Skateboarding
Goofy stance
Revert to fakie
Christ Air

I ride my skateboard and fly sometimes
I ride my skateboard and fly so high

I ride my skateboard and fly into the sky
I ride my skateboard and I fly
With Bobby dead who will win the race?
And take the headstone back home to his trophy case

Just then the crowd calls out and tells me what to do,
'Take his place in the race, and don't forget your shoes!'
When they tallied up all the points I had won
Then Tony Hawk called for me and he turned me into his board and we flew into the sun

I ride my skateboard and fly into the sky
I ride my skateboard and I fly
A perfect pair: just Tony Hawk and I
Grinding the rings of Saturn for all of time

I ride my skateboard and fly so high
I ride my skateboard and fly so high