Wizard Wizard of the Coast of Waverly Place

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Have you met the wizard wizard?
He was cricket partners with Eddie Izzard
His favorite shoes are his lime green heelys
His favorite show: Down Home With the Neely's

He's the Wizard Wizard of the Coast
He impresses the girlies with his famous french toast
He has a talk show of which he is the host
Which is so much better than Space Ghost Coast to Coast

On his bike he pops a wheelie
As he stirs his bowl of fettuccine
'Avada Kadavra' with pasta in hand,
He murders your mom and puts down his kickstand

He's the Wizard Wizard of Waverly Place
He'll cast his spell then punch you in your face
Don't even bother trying to spray him with mace
If he wants to then he'll get to second base

He dropped some beats with Dr. Dre
After winning his throwdown with Bobby Flay
Then he went to a concert of Good Charlotte
They did a cover of 'Beast and the Harlot'

He's the Wizard Wizard of the Coast
He impresses the girlies with his famous french toast
He has a talk show of which he is the host
Which is so much better than Space Ghost Coast to Coast

He's the Wizard Wizard of Waverly Place
He'll cast his spell then punch you in your face
Don't even bother trying to spray him with mace
If he wants to then he'll get to second base

He's the Wizard Wizard of the Coast of Waverly Place

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from Stinky Pete & the Prospectors, released May 1, 2013
Daniel Hoffman, Ryan Seals, Zach Marshall, Chris Johnson, Sean Riley --Music and Lyrics

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Stinky Pete & the Prospectors Toledo, Ohio

Ignignok the Destroyer - Guitar
El Suavador - Drums
Thunderhead - Bass
MC Dr. Puff n' Stuff - Vocals
Stinky Pete - Keyboard

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